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severus snape: james potter's cruelty and humiliation really scarred me for life lmfao what are you doing neville you useless piece of 11 year old piece shit everyone lets laugh at neville OHHH OHHH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS 11 YEAR OLD NEGLECTED PARENTLESS NERD HARRY HE THINKS HES SO GREAT AND HE JUST RUINED THE THIRD POTION HES EVER MADE LMFAO WOW james potter was so cruel he was the devil
drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

piranhapunk:

thehansoloist:

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

ahhh how majestic

weabros:

hey hey giveaway post image

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  • one like and one reblog
  • it isn’t required for you to follow me, but if you follow me you get more stuff if you win uwu please don’t follow me just to unfollow after the giveaway has ended
  • no giveaway blogs or side blogs please 
  • winner picked via random number generator 
  • ends February 17, 2015

what you get yo

  • a seifuku 
    follower bonus: cosplay wig (price limit $30)
  • one plush (arpakasso, shiba inu plush, meowchi, etc) 
    follower bonus: two plushies instead of one
  • one 3ds game 
  • followers will get one item from jbox (price limit $15)
  • I’ll also write you a cute little letter if you win

sharknado-senpai:

 

esotericbeefarmer:

sixpenceee:

driedroastedpeanuts:

sixpenceee:

Thanks to tumblr user im2pac for putting this in the sixpenceee tag and bringing it to my attention. 

There is now a particle that enables humans to live without breathing.

As said by Huffington Post

The report states the “microparticles” are made of a single layer of fatty molecules, or lipids, that surround pockets of oxygen gas and are injected into the bloodstream via a liquid solution.

This was inspired by a case of a redhead girl who had severe pneumonia. Her lung tissues became severely damaged and she went into cardiac arrest. 

Dr. John Kheir of Boston’s Children Hospital says that this particle helped an animal which had damaged airways and kept it alive for 15 minutes without breathing.

The implications of this particle is profound and can help in many cases such as drowning. 

It works like this in case you didn’t get it: if someone couldn’t breathe at all (lungs damaged, bad airways) then putting an oxygen mask over their face would be ultimately useless. Oxygen gas is inserted into the bloodstream of the person itself this way, enabling them to live on.

SOURCE

This is so amazing

I know right, I wish something like this got more attention than Kim Kardashian’s outfit of the day, but sadly that’s not how the world works. 

Oh God. That last comment. Exactly. We care about all of the wrong things.

tagged: #ueue 
monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts 

 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts

 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

tagged: #ueue 
Anonymous asked: Calliope would use just the tip.

homestucksexcanons:

are you telling me that a lady such as roxy lalonde wouldn’t be able to fit the entire 90 whatever million miles of snake inside her snatch? are you challenging her honor??? you make me sick. how dare you offend my girl roxy like that.

raptortooth:

grimdarkthroes:

aiharayuzuchi:

remember: someday someone will catch you the way satsuki caught ryuko

screaming and naked.

At terminal velocity

It’s Monday again. Do you need a pick-me-up? Have some hilarious quotes from The Lego Movie. You’re welcome and everything is awesome.

katato:

legend has it he shall appear should you say his name three times to a mirror

aph-sunflowers:

chelle-the-evil-queen:

ashashi-corner:

yamino:

crystalgemcosplay:

My cosplay as Amethyst! 
My Blog: http://jayythepanduh.tumblr.com/

Perfection.

OMG NO THATS TOO GOOD TEACH ME HOW TO BE THIS FABULOUS

this is real life actual Amethyst irl

i literally refuse to believe this is cosplay

aph-sunflowers:

chelle-the-evil-queen:

ashashi-corner:

yamino:

crystalgemcosplay:

My cosplay as Amethyst! 

My Blog: http://jayythepanduh.tumblr.com/

Perfection.

OMG NO THATS TOO GOOD TEACH ME HOW TO BE THIS FABULOUS

this is real life actual Amethyst irl

i literally refuse to believe this is cosplay

glace-donuts:

kawaiiportal:

Matching icons for you and your dead best friend

WAS THAT COMMENT NECESSARY

tagged: #NO